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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via memoriesrecollected)

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via sonnenaufgangsstimmung)

"Und was ich noch zu sagen hab, dauert viel zu viele Zigaretten und eine schlaflose Nacht"

- Heisskalt (via stumpfeparolen)

(via stumpfeparolen)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via xxviixmmxiii)

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

(via wowwoohoo)